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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2009
May 02, 2009
May 04, 2009
Transcript:
Man lost in desert: ? ! OK, first I want to be somewhere else that's a lot cooler and has lots of water ... Genie: As you wish! Man lost in desert: ... and I wish you'd let me finish my sentence ... Genie: sorry
margueritem almost 16 years ago
Those short attention span genies are murder!
ejcapulet almost 16 years ago
The power to grant wishes and he can’t even make himself some Ritalin.
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
I believe it’s less a case of short attention span than premature benefaction.
wicky almost 16 years ago
The polar bear is happy with it. Mmmm munchies!
sappha58 almost 16 years ago
As you wi… ooh, look - a chicken!
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
POOPH!—the polar bear got it’s wish!
Radical-Knight almost 16 years ago
Tastes like Chicken.
carmy almost 16 years ago
Dinnertime!
alife almost 16 years ago
My A.D.D. saw Genius, not GENIE :D
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 16 years ago
Short attention spans are the reasons there are few all-nnews radio stations today.
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Ahh, the man got a wrong genie.
Dirty Dragon almost 16 years ago
This happened to Major Healey ALL THE TIME.
erlenkonig almost 16 years ago
I’m loving alife’s comment!