Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 14, 2009

Jeffrey, don’t you remember that Danae isn’t interested in science or reasoning?!?

Are we there yet?

Gotta get to the point with girls.

You should have “gone” before we left Earth. Now you have to hold it.

Well, she said “how long” not “how”.

I think I can hold it for 15 minutes, but I wore diapers like the real astronauts do just in case.

Typical woman - they ask a question, you answer it accurately and truthfully, but if they do not like the answer, … How’s that for a sexist comment?

Bet she’d be tough to sell a car to.

Danae: “How long will it take for us to get there, Jeffery?”

Jeffery: “About 15 minutes.”

Danae: “What, no nerdy science-like explaintions like how you always give me?”

Jeffery: “I should know by now in this strip that you (like many others who minds are elsewhere) are not interested in science or reasoning, Danae. So there!”

Doane: “Good point!”

Love their faces in the last pane… :D

Exactly why she will have a nice career as a greeter at wal-mart.

Get to the pernt, Edit. Sorry, sometimes I think Jeffrey rambles like Edit Bunker.

wicky: she would also be a perfect fit as “newscast personality”.

I think Starbucks beat you to it Jeffrey.

Wicky actually, she’d probably destined for management. Especially since she doesn’t understand tech. I had a manager once who would tell me: “I don’t want to know how you do it, I just want to be able to press one button and bim-zam-wow! out comes the report…..

some people seriously needs to speak more clearly.

I personally can’t wait until they get to Mars.

Yeah, I’m kinda wondering about that myself…especially since Capt. Eddie said he’d been there too.

Can we stop at McDonalds?!?

Saw that same conversation on Doctor Who!

Don’t forget to fasten your seatbelts and grab a barf bag, kids.

Jeffrey is speaking neither English nor Quantum Physics. He’s speaking Handwavium!

DigitalFrog said, about 3 hours ago

“Wicky actually, she’d probably destined for management. Especially since she doesn’t understand tech. I had a manager once who would tell me: “I don’t want to know how you do it, I just want to be able to press one button and bim-zam-wow! out comes the report….”

The other side of that was in Dilbert Sunday: “The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.” Sure makes the gathering and reporting easier!

(http://dilbert.com/2009-07-12/)

Is alt-earth going to be a mirror-mirror earth? Or is it ordinary basil’s home?

Scientist: Learns more & more about less & less. Q.E.D. Knows everything about nothing.

CEO: Learns less & less about mor & mor3. Q.E.D. Knows nothing about everything.

/ Is Lar’s Mars somewhere over the rainbow ??????????

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Actually most of my friends would have said “I understood everything up to ‘Well’.”

if i were a “genius”, i could go back in time and see what jeffrey said about the storm drain a month ago……..

Died 7/14/1998 – Richard McDonald, American fast food pioneer (b. 1909) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DickandMac_McDonald

If only it was that simple….

Sadly, you are all probably correct, but she would have worked out quite well as a greeter.