Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 12, 2009

maybe he should prance into battle!

A.

Hey, Attila, it’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, remember?

That’s just tutu much.

How about pirouet?

Real Men do Ballet - funny beer commercial –>

http://funnyfunnyvideos.com/2009/02/real-men-do-ballet/

There’s a battle? Perhaps I’ll just skip it!

Funny - with all the scuttlebutt about “undesirables” in the armed forces, a bullet on it’s way doesn’t care who pulled the trigger and it’s not overly concerned with the who or what the individual is that it strikes; soldier, woman , child, regardless of sexual orientation, social custom nor religious belief. Let’s set some priorities here.

You’re right Hump. Everybody should have the opportunity to die in an unjust war some time in their life.

Only slightly less disturbing than having naked Celtic warriors dancing on their chariot tongues and shouting rude comments.

Don’t you mean shouting “nude” comments???

I am so looking forward to the end of vacation and getting on with Homer.

Well, he may not want to name names, but I don’t think there’s any doubt on anyone’s mind who he”s talking about.

A

Nice going, carmy! I was going to use that joke! Poo!

you’re tutu much…

That must be the magnificent warrior, TuTu the Terrible!

At sight of him the enemy would say “Take my life, plie’(s).

Wow, Wiley must be on vacation. This one is about 10 years old.

Wiley is on vacation. And this is a rerun. But even if this is 10 years old, it still hits the spot. great work, dare I say “classic”?

CHARGE OF THE DANCE BRIGADE!

“I don’t want to be big and strong…. I want to be dainty.”

Atilla the Honey

With tennis balls on the tips of his horns so no one gets hurt!

No skirting around the subject here. As Mr. Furley would say, “Charge of the Tinkerbell brigade.”

A

I just love this strip !

Reminds me of “The Pirate Song” by Ray Stevens.

If we had more of him perhaps we would have less mindless wars.

the illustration in this comic is totally incredible.

Its hard to scare the enemy when you are prancing on into battle. I’ve tried the only way you can defeat them is to puch them in the face while there are distracted ridiculing you.

Aaaah, to plie or not to plie.

@okeedoekee: you win! (attila the honey. just about spit out my milk and cookies, laughing.)