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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 02, 2009
Transcript:
Teacher: So who'd like to read their summer vacation report first? Danae: Me, please! Teacher: Uh...Danae? Really? Danae: Yes, ma'am! I worked really hard on it! Teacher: OK... Come on up. Noise: Squeak squeak squeak. Teacher: Ah... A busy summer, I see... Danae: This is the unabridged version. I'm sure it'll be cut down a bit for the film adaptation.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
An ambitious but delusional little girl.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Wait until she gets to the part about Lars.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
Yup. She did have a motive. And quite the busy summer to back it up with her conspiracy theory an the trip to Mars 3.5 with Lars. But where did she get the time to write all that? I wonder if itâs an incredibly large font.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
When that happens, cleokaya, Danae will get a F for all that work she did. The teacher wonât believe her.
steffenmc over 15 years ago
The teacher will call her monkey godess from now on
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
Package it as fiction, send it out (by Heinleinâs five rules) until it sellsâŠ
vexatron1984 over 15 years ago
Never trust an unwilling student who suddenly becomes willing, particularly when itâs Danae!
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Iâll wait for the Readerâs Digest version, thanksâŠ
David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago
Delusional? I thought it was called âhaving an imaginationâ. Problem with most adults⊠theyâve forgotten.
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Most people today would have âtwitteredâ it.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Cleo, once again, ya beat me to it as far as a comment :0) Guess Iâm gonna have to stay up later when I get home, lol
CliffG.I.Woes over 15 years ago
Just like the Health Care Bill.
KenyarJad over 15 years ago
CALLED IT! Iâm betting half of those pages are blank.
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
How about Cliffâs Notes?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
JonD17 - Sorry buddy. I just canât help myself :-)
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Only difference between Danaeâs report and a legislative proposal is the little red wagon.
WyattMute over 15 years ago
Hey if Ron L. Hubbard could sell ScientologyâŠ..Danae will be a millionaire in no time, AND sheâll be the Monkey Goddess.
ninmas over 15 years ago
i wish MY summer was like that!
Ushindi over 15 years ago
DF: You may have to wait quite awhile - you might have heard itâs filing for bankruptcy, trying to restructure.
âBut the rise of Internet-focused audiences and advertisers has caused profits to decline for over a decade and relegated the pocket-sized periodical to doctorsâ offices and senior-citizen homes.â (From Forbes, re: Readers Digest)
fredbuhl over 15 years ago
There goes recess