Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 03, 2009

The psychic at this year’s corporate Halloween party was uncannily accurate…probably because she’s the Senior HR Manager’s girlfriend…

But you will see stars.

That is true more often than not.

always with congress

This is precisely why I like to strike a happy Medium…

She’s an Unfortunate Teller.

She is rare: she even uses ironic correctly.

If she were about a foot shorter, would the APB read “Be on the lookout for a small medium at large”?

Dang, the puns are good today.

That is one of the truths of life. But a bonk on the head might be a good thing occasionally.

I was going to enter today’s pun derby, but I can’t think of anything. Guess I’ll just have to punt…….

I’ll just stand here, quietly in awe at all the great comments today….

This is how she made her fortune. (In spite of the dearth of repeat customers.)

soulriderjack said,

If she were about a foot shorter, would the APB read “Be on the lookout for a small medium at large”?

That’s Funny!

who ever does

Only in a cartoon eh?

Well, he was HOPING for some CHANGE, looks like he’s going to get it!

That’s one way to get a head, OldHipster!