Garfield by Jim Davis for January 22, 2010

You can also use them to squash spiders.

Well that should help solve your “I’m not overweight, I’m under tall” problem.

newspapers are for spiders.

Heightened expectations.

Garfield’s expectations are way beyond what expected, for good!!

If that’s the case, then I should be 20 feet tall with all the books I have in my collection…

Posture.

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As a librarian, I disapprove. (On the outside. On the inside I’m laughing my butt off!)

But seriously, books are great! Pick one up today!

A .pdf file will not do that

Watch out ‘FishStix’ , if Garfield sees you, you’ll be his 2:30 snack.

Standing on my computer will just break it, and getting that extra inch doesn’t seem worth it.

wow, who can handle THAT MUCH Garfield?

While it maybe true that standing on a book will make you taller… Sadly it will do nothing to increase your stature. For that one must open the book and read it!

Hmmm I think that is how my oldest daughter looks at books. lol

Yes, Garfield, but you’re still just as fat as you usually are.

I suggest you use an encyclopedia for that

Peter Griffin: “Here’s an idea. The book can also be…….. a hat.”

Garfield, that is not enuff. Put another book on the first book and then, stand on both of books to make you more taller!

Big deal Garfield. Every time you lay down you get taller!

This cat’s got brains.

Unlike you

…but still fat

So i see