The Kingdom of Id is so poor the Huns can’t live of the land, they have to ship in all the supplies they need’
Then the desperate Idiots steal 90% of what the Huns ship in.
They have to pay the King’s taxes somehow.
Sir Rodney isn’t really an incompetent military leader, he’s a brilliant agent/shill of the Revenue Department. He keeps the Huns hopeful of eventual victory.
That way they’ll keep attacking and throwing good money after bad.
tbree over 15 years ago
I don’t have to run fast. I just have to run faster than you!
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
Orrrrr, were they trampled when the front lines turned tail?
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
All their wounds are from behind.
rshive over 15 years ago
Sir Rodney is the master of the retreat. Sometimes one wonders why the Huns don’t have the castle yet.
Miserichord over 15 years ago
The Huns have supply line problems.
The Kingdom of Id is so poor the Huns can’t live of the land, they have to ship in all the supplies they need’
Then the desperate Idiots steal 90% of what the Huns ship in. They have to pay the King’s taxes somehow. Sir Rodney isn’t really an incompetent military leader, he’s a brilliant agent/shill of the Revenue Department. He keeps the Huns hopeful of eventual victory. That way they’ll keep attacking and throwing good money after bad.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Should King Fink award those wounded men the purple hearts?
alexielrieth over 15 years ago
re: Wildmustang= I think it should be a yellow heart.