Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 16, 2009

NICE KNOWING YOU. AND HE WAS SO YOUNG… SUCH A FOOL.

AAAAARRRRRRRRR, ye scurvy dog! Ye be wise ta avoid th’ likes of th’ pirate!! Bad fer ye that I be hangin’ out in th’ Caribbean!

Oh no, not Bermuda! It’s full of Uighurs!! (Well, four of them anyway.)

Anyone seen my compas?

Anyone seen my compas

How would he have known about Bermuda in the Dark Ages?

Could the Cap be Sir Rodney’s cousin?

If he takes a few SEALS with him he will be fine.

Not his cousin I think that is Rodney with his chain mail coif showing a bit from under his captains hat.

bye-bye mr. whoever you are tracking pirates

not Sir Rodney, the nose is too small

Maybe Sir Rodney’s cousin on his mother’s side.

I must be getting old. I thought that the dark ages were sometime prior to the pritate era.

YYYYAAAARRRGG, ye scurvy landlubber!! Ye best be stayin’ away or Ye’ll be walkin’ de Plank!!!!

If they plan to go to Bermuda, why don’t they try to go into Bermuda Triangle and then POOF! all of those mates and ship will eventually disappear instantly!

Good move!

AAAARRRRRRRRR, Joy, me darlin’. Sorry ta be so late answerin’ ye, but AYE we be on fer the usual excursion!