Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 22, 2009

Some people are allergic to water. It’s a condition called aquagenic urticaria. These people can’t even take a shower.

Or as Mark Twain said - “Water’s for fighting, whisky’s for drinking”

Water …a healthy Liver makes.

A severe scare will do it every time lol

I believe water is fine if you take it in the right spirit.

Water was meant to wash your feet.

Scarrrry thoughts do sometimes cure hicccups.

I’ll agree with you, Superfrog. 100%

I agree with gmartin997’s Quiet Man reference. When I drink water though, it’s to knock down the medicatation. That’s it and that’s all.

I don’t drink water cause fish copulate in it.

Jor-El, what do they do, shower in milk?

The Quiet Man is one of my all time favourite movies.

Water will not help to cure the hiccups. Just put the grocery paper bag on (in) the head to help stopping the hiccups.

I drink lots of water. It’s very healthy, easy to swallow and mixes well with bourbon.

Always have water back…….Way back

Hey Tribe, check this out!

I’m cured!

Is Bung a descendant of B.C.’s Wiley?

Mister Wizad…..Mister Wizard….got anything for a headache?

Blanche=fat broad,gwen=cute chick,bung=Wiley