Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2009

I didn’t figure Wiz would go batty.

I wonder what ants would become….

Well……bats do eat bugs….nice try Wiz.

Correct me if I am wrong (and I am sure you will), but the bats were created to eat the bugs. A very efficient and ecologically sound way to do it.

Note to self, the Wizard’s wizardry .

NIX on his Picnics .

Double NIX on his Love Potions .

If The Wiz don’t do Picnics , why is he there in the first place?

Powerboy, I suppose to escape from Blanch this time.

Vampire variety?

That ought to drive everyone batty.

“Thanks, but I’d rather have mosquito bites, than bat bites”

After lunch, they’re playing baseball in the park. Guess who’s first up to bats?….

DigitalFrog strikes again…LOL…

Great comments, everyone.

Whatever ants would become, there would be way too many of them.

I guess Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) was right. Bats are bugs after all.

I used to know someone who has a bat for a friend!

Boy, high maintenance bunch of nitpicky picnickers.

You mean the Wizard’s friends or we the commentators? :)

my first thought was, “they are being attacked by bad toupees?”

Where’s a bellfry when you need one?

Some bats pollinate desert flowers (like cactus flowers) too big for bees to deal with, JAD…yet there are still plenty of bees (honeybees and others) in the desert. There are plenty of flowers that need them.

I used to live in the high desert, specifically that of Tucson, AZ. The area is known for bats of several kinds, including nectar-eating ones, but it also has plenty of honeybees.

My kid married an old bat!

Beam me up Scotty my sides hurt , seat belt broke and the handle came off in my hand .