Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 04, 2009

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    LOL! I want to see the dentist’s face!

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    OpenWings  about 15 years ago

    Hahahahahhahah! ….oh those goldurned Oreos! xD

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Pride goeth before a fall! Maybe Lio will learn from this experience.

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    Yukoneric  about 15 years ago

    I love my hygenist so muct that I eat a whole box of Oreos just before seeing her.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Colt9033  about 15 years ago

    Dentist will love it, father on other hand may not…

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    ninmas  about 15 years ago

    how many cavities? it’s near halloween!

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    catqueen  about 15 years ago

    My hygenist said the best time to eat candy was directly before visiting her–after all the guck would be professionally cleaned. She then admitted that she would snark at me about eating candy.

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    lewisbower  about 15 years ago

    I always eat Oreos before visiting the hygienist. It’s about the only thing my dental insurance covers.

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    Lio is sure to get the award for worst dental patient now. Or at least plaque with his name on it…

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    tmchrist  about 15 years ago

    This is an old joke from a Tim Allen stand up routine. But it is still funny.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    yukoneric……(hmm, wasn’t that a ‘pro’ wrestler in the sixties?) you comment reminds me of a steven wright line from the eighties—- My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments. – Steven Wright

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    speaking of steven wright….if you feel like LOL, try this on:

    http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    lio should have ate those halloween oreos with the orange filling

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    Sherlock Watson  about 15 years ago

    This makes me wish there was such a thing as red Oreos; that would not only make the dentist work, it could gross him out.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 15 years ago

    I can’t afford the dentist anymore, so I take my convertible through the automatic car wash every six months or so…

    “Smile”

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    MurphyHerself  about 15 years ago

    Where’s dad’s underwear? Did he put on some clothes for the dentist??

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    nighthawks: Great link - loved those quotes (what IS the speed of dark, anyway?)

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    chinook2  about 15 years ago

    At least Lio didn’t have the time to get his fangs for the dentist.

    qwPr

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    skyjimsun  about 15 years ago

    little girl’s.. have pretty curls.. but I like Oreos girl’s are nice but oh what icing comes with Oreos

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    cutiepie29  about 15 years ago

    SherlockWatson, they do have red filling in Oreo cookies at Christmastime. I don’t know about the gross-out factor for a dentist, but I do know it does horrid things to a baby’s diaper when they get a hold of a few.

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    caucel  about 15 years ago

    I love Oreos too :)

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