Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 04, 2009

Oh, oh. No checks and balances. The lion is both judge and king of the jungle.

Isn’t Tarzan the king of the jungle?

No, Tarzan is Lord of the Jungle, not King

I am glad I am not in the Jungle.

Looks to be a case of “Predator vs. Dinner”.

Basqueian: Any chance of the deer appealing to “Lord Tarzan” to overturn the judge’s ruling? LOL

Is that a lawyer? Nature can be so cruel.

What is this, “Non Sequitur” or “Kevin and Kell”?

it sure isn’t a kangaroo court

I hate to see when they pass the sentence.

I wonder what charges they brought elk up on, speeding?

The defendant is the alligator. Elk is the accuser.

Is there any better law?

Maybe, just maybe, Wiley is trying to say the law of the jungle makes more sense than our “advanced” system of justice.

Don’t look at the individuals, look at the situation. After all, we are all a bunch of animals dressed up to look like humans. The instincts are still there.

the jury finds the crocodile guilty!

The elk has the right to a jury of his deers!

I see today’s comic as a subliminal jab at religion, evolution, PETA and Walmart.

(Jus’ keeding, Wiley, haha)

A true lounge lizard.

I wonder what the Court of Appeal looks like….

just like america, eat or be eaten. you know the judge is gettin’ a piece of the action, and what’s an american deer doing in the jungle with and ape for a lawyer? if you ever wondered why you always want to run from lawyers, Wiley has answered your query.

I would NOT want to be around when they break for lunch…

That’s not an ape, it’s a “gomangani”.

I am quite sure that the opposite attorney will eat your witness for breakfast.

Jan- Gomangani was a black man . Bolgani is gorilla.

Something wrong here - everybody knows that lawyers should be represented as weasels, hyenas, and worms.

Oh Deer, they should just stop Aping about, we all know who is having a Crocodile tear moment. Is it Bearable to listen to all that Lion?

How’s that for a string of bad puns?

peterklok, we’re all in the jungle.

“You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078718/

oldseadog: Kreegah, bundolo, Tarzan bundolo, tarmangani (you forced me to get out my old 1952 Tarzan books)

Red Stook said: “Something wrong here - everybody knows that lawyers should be represented as weasels, hyenas, and worms.”

Don’t forget Catfish (“bottomfeeding scumsuckers” as the old joke goes), Rats (A German term for lawyers, I kid you not!), Sharks and Remoras. (A symbiotic/parasitic fish that hangs around sharks.)

Is that Bear-y Mason for the defence?

“Courts in session! Now, here come da judge, here come da judge.”

I love remoras.

Most likely a gazelle. As for remoras, I’d say they have none whatsoever. What a croc!

I like the Lawyers, they are perfect.

Oh dear, not more “deer management” – it’s going on at our local park in MI starting next week.