Dear Lila’s shoe blog,
My wife won’t let me wear her shoes. I particulary like her red Jimmy Choo stiletto’s with the 100mm heel but she won’t let me wear them. They were paid for out of MY money and we wear the same size shoe. What should I do?
Signed Chooless of Perth.
(sitting in for Lila, who at this moment is at the bar, getting wasted again)
Dear zonarius, I can’t believe you asked this question.
The answer is *so* obvious!
1) Buy your own pair.
2) Take her shoes and a hacksaw blade, and cut about one-quarter of the way through each of the heels.
3) When her heels break, wave your pair in her face and taunt her.
4) Wake up in the emergency room.
zonarius about 16 years ago
Dear Lila’s shoe blog, My wife won’t let me wear her shoes. I particulary like her red Jimmy Choo stiletto’s with the 100mm heel but she won’t let me wear them. They were paid for out of MY money and we wear the same size shoe. What should I do? Signed Chooless of Perth.
Trail_Blazer about 16 years ago
(sitting in for Lila, who at this moment is at the bar, getting wasted again)
Dear zonarius, I can’t believe you asked this question. The answer is *so* obvious!
1) Buy your own pair. 2) Take her shoes and a hacksaw blade, and cut about one-quarter of the way through each of the heels. 3) When her heels break, wave your pair in her face and taunt her. 4) Wake up in the emergency room.