(sitting in for Lila, who at this moment is at the bar, getting wasted again)
Dear zonarius, I can’t believe you asked this question.
The answer is *so* obvious!
1) Buy your own pair.
2) Take her shoes and a hacksaw blade, and cut about one-quarter of the way through each of the heels.
3) When her heels break, wave your pair in her face and taunt her.
4) Wake up in the emergency room.
(sitting in for Lila, who at this moment is at the bar, getting wasted again)
Dear zonarius, I can’t believe you asked this question. The answer is *so* obvious!
1) Buy your own pair. 2) Take her shoes and a hacksaw blade, and cut about one-quarter of the way through each of the heels. 3) When her heels break, wave your pair in her face and taunt her. 4) Wake up in the emergency room.