Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 05, 2009

Time is an illusion. Breakfast time doubly so.

We’ll serve those tomorrow.

Yeah and thats where you’ll be working for the rest of your life. Handing out philosophical snip its to your customers.

Ut oh! Be careful, a customer might go William ‘D-Fens’ Foster. If you don’t remember him, go rent Falling Down with Michael Douglas.

This is the sort of drivel that gives philosophy a bad name.

“You can’t be sure of anything”, they say with total confidence. “Reality is an illusion”, they say while eating lunch. “Man is just a cell in a social organism”, they say as they fill out their application for a government job.

But they dare to make fun of Ayn Rand while rarely having read anything by her.

Hey I was going to say the same thing. That was the first thing I thought of. What an awesome movie. Michael Douglas should have gotten an Oscar.

Should ‘ve gone to Jack. Order anything, anytime.

Don’t worry pschearergenius - no one will ever confuse YOU with a philosophy major!