Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 02, 2009

Foster’s Australian for Beer……

Fosters is like having sex in a canoe.

Bleeping close to water.

I guess the beer will be all frothy in his pouch.

vlechtja – if it were a *he* – he wouldn’t have a pouch!

And why does the cow (also not a “he!”) have six teats?

I want a Coors Cow.

TheWildSow - Actually, cows do have 6 teats, but usually 2 of them are vestigial.

@TheWildSow : So women like beer too?

TheWildSow - She’s obviously has a nice 6 pack going on there!

Wild Sow,

The cow has a six pack is why she has six teats. I wasn’t sure if I should put different brand names on each one - that would be too obvious, so I didn’t.

Thom

Fosters…drink it and you will have imaginary friends!

THis may be the first Kangaroo and and cow sighting in a forest exchanging info on drinking habits ever

That ‘roo shouldn’t hop any farther. The cans could explode if shaken too much. That wouldn’t be a pretty sight.

Nah, not really, eardroppings - we used to see things like this a lot around San Francisco (except for the forest, maybe - depended on your mood)

Drug induced…?

Sounds like it’s time for a Kow amd Kangaroo Kegger Party!