Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 06, 2009

I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that he won’t bark back and leaf in huff. Or maybe just put all his stuff in the trunk and start his own branch.

I’ll root for him to succeed.

Let’s see how many puns we can make before we stump the next person who tries to add one.

I’m sure he’s going to arbor a lot of resentment over having to work so much.

Yew wood think they’d know better, but I guess knot.

It’ll be a big job, but he can grow into it, knock on wood.

That’s a sappy idea…..

But, it IS a good way of “going green”!

Obviously, that executive chair has no lumber support.

Does he get to log the overtime?

They need to get to the root of the problem.

That CEO is barking up the wrong tree.

The CEO knows that her bark is worse than her bite…

I wooden want to work for him. He axe too much. Seems like a plankless job. I’d be tempted to lumber over and crown him.