Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 29, 2009
June 28, 2009
June 30, 2009
Transcript:
Boy: This is from the kid at the next table "Lemonade 24"
Boy: This is from the kid at the next table "Lemonade 24"
D-i-c-e-R about 15 years ago
You come here often?
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Enjoy the moment, kid….you’ll never get by that cheap again.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
hey baby, wanna squeeze?
AddADadaAdDad about 15 years ago
Ya wanna share my chair? Heh, heh.
Ushindi about 15 years ago
“What’s your sign, honey?” “Do they miss you up in heaven?” “I’m new in town - can I have directions to your house?” “Can I take your picture ? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.” “Can I borrow your cell? I promised to call my mother when I fell in love.” “If I followed you home, would you keep me?” “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
Go ahead, kid - these are all guaranteed (NOT to work - lol)
Sternvogel about 15 years ago
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
“You must be tired – you’ve been running through my dreams for the last several nights!”
ambellybutton about 15 years ago
Boy, they’re starting young!