Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 13, 2009

Actually, in competitive eating, a contestant is disqualified if they undergo a “reversal of fortune.”

I’d never want to be winner of the cookie toss

Or a runner-up !

Or witness.

These speed eaters are wussies. Give it a couple of hours and I could make them grovel and beg for mercy. It should be ultimate eating, no time limit.

I sense a chain reaction in the near future.