The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 16, 2009
November 15, 2009
November 17, 2009
Transcript:
Eno: Dang! Wouldn't you know it?! I have a big date tonight and I get a big zit on my forehead! Eno: Do you think she'll notice? Fang: Maybe she'll just think you have a superfluous third nipple on your face.
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Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
The only thing she will notice is your big nose.
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
As long as it doesn’t spew at the wrong moment!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Really funny Fang. I mean this is serious!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
If in even the remotest of possibilities she should come home with you, best to put the toilet seat down.
OzzyStillbourne almost 15 years ago
How would a third nipple NOT be superfluous?
bald almost 15 years ago
eno, that zit isn’t the only thing you need to worry about
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
yeh, I don’t think she’ll get past the nose
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
Who is actually dating this clown?
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Ozzie, Fang could tell you that since canines typically have 8 nipples.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
I didn’t know people had nipples on their face at all - let alone three!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Just claim that it’s your Third Eye Chakra, which hasn’t fully opened.
bald almost 15 years ago
Ash: she’s probably a blind date, hopefully for her deaf too
chinook2 almost 15 years ago
She would probably be more upset about his beer belly.
trekkievoynut almost 15 years ago
eeeeewwwww!!