Strange Brew by John Deering for February 17, 2009

Ah, old school Anne Rice. Memories.

There must be an opening on the graveyard shift.

I guess wearing that costume was a mis-“stake”

Pick my comment: A) His costume sucks. B) This interview is gonna bite. C) He wants to be a lawyer, another type of bloodsucker. D) The interviewer’s really thinking, “Boy, they only come out at night.”

I pick F all of the above