For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 28, 2004

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Boy: Two dead lunches, one carton sour milk, 4 big bags o'paper, 18 pop cans, 1 killer stench gym bag an' matching towel. One jacket, 2 pairs of pants underwear, ball glove, 9 magazines, 2 videos, 11 CD's, a mega computer manual, 4 ball cups... There's more... Boy: You've done it, Gerald! You've won worst locker of the year! Your prize is the coveted grey sweat sock award! Boy: 'Grats. Boy: Cool. Boy: Way to go, man. April: I never knew you were competitive on this level.