Y'know Alice, I think you and I have reached an important milestone.
It's time for an entirely open relationship… No secrets. Complete honesty with each other.
And this will prove our love?
For eternity, sweetcakes. If we both expose all of our private thoughts about one another, a deeper emotional commitment will grow.
Alright… you first.
Well… Okay… Uh… I never really did like your pot roast.
(giggle) You didn't? It is pretty bad isn't it?
See? We're already communicating. Now… Your turn.
I fake my orgasms.
We're all through.
Well look at it this way at least she is faking it and contributing a little to the loving experience.Could be worse man.
Sorry, I just don’t get the joke here, I mean that this is only funny if you think that a woman’s orgasm is important…… REALLY?!? Who knew?
Berkeley Breathed
tobybartels over 16 years ago
Y'know Alice, I think you and I have reached an important milestone.
It's time for an entirely open relationship… No secrets. Complete honesty with each other.
And this will prove our love?
For eternity, sweetcakes. If we both expose all of our private thoughts about one another, a deeper emotional commitment will grow.
Alright… you first.
Well… Okay… Uh… I never really did like your pot roast.
(giggle) You didn't? It is pretty bad isn't it?
See? We're already communicating. Now… Your turn.
I fake my orgasms.
We're all through.
gonefishing7 over 15 years ago
Well look at it this way at least she is faking it and contributing a little to the loving experience.Could be worse man.
John Smith about 7 years ago
Sorry, I just don’t get the joke here, I mean that this is only funny if you think that a woman’s orgasm is important…… REALLY?!? Who knew?