Jon: Garfield, sometimes I think you don't like it when I have dates. Garfield: Absolutely. Dating leads to marriage. Marriage leads to children. And do you know what children do to cats?
May 14, 2024
Stop being so selfish
Same reason I’m still single…and staying that way.
Welll…. What? (Do I even want to know?)
Besides, jon couldnt get a date anyway
Liz!
Plus, he’s too big to easily climb out of their reach.
Aleja08 over 12 years ago
Stop being so selfish
glowing-steak32 almost 8 years ago
Same reason I’m still single…and staying that way.
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall over 5 years ago
Welll…. What? (Do I even want to know?)
Praxeria almost 4 years ago
Besides, jon couldnt get a date anyway
Best Commenter Ever almost 4 years ago
Liz!
Meowmocha almost 2 years ago
Plus, he’s too big to easily climb out of their reach.