Jon: Remember my old girlfriend Griselda? The one with the bulging jaw muscles?... Boy, could she ever put away a rack of ribs.
Garfield: Why you let her get away, I will never know.
Come on guys - this is not supposed to be a story. It is a series of jokes that follow a pattern - like knock knock jokes. Yeah, knock knock jokes seem dumb - unless it is late at night at a slumber party, and everyone is in the spirit of them.
This may be the last old girlfriend since it’s Saturday and maybe they’ll start a new thread on Monday. But I was hoping Jon would say at some point how grateful he is for Liz especially after these other 6 weirdos.
why don’t go to another comic strip and whine and complain there, OH that’s WHY!?¡! Cause’ Jim Davis IS aknowleged AS One of the World’s best comic strip writer’s,maybe, and this, just, maybe, THE BEST. So go find some complainers that will feel for sorry for you and your plite some where else. This site isn’t labeled FOR WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . One things bad enough, you’ve been whining since the first day, too,along with everybody else!¡
i totally agree with Macushlalondra. i totally tought the same thing. i hope next week is about Liz or something. or just sunday?? i’ll be on garfield.com to see what the sunday comic is about.
Net1360 about 16 years ago
I’m…Losing…Focus…From…This… Lame…Storyli-[Dropping To Floor From Desk]
grandmatomany about 16 years ago
Why is he so obcessed with past dates and girlfriends?
stuart about 16 years ago
Come on guys - this is not supposed to be a story. It is a series of jokes that follow a pattern - like knock knock jokes. Yeah, knock knock jokes seem dumb - unless it is late at night at a slumber party, and everyone is in the spirit of them.
alondra about 16 years ago
This may be the last old girlfriend since it’s Saturday and maybe they’ll start a new thread on Monday. But I was hoping Jon would say at some point how grateful he is for Liz especially after these other 6 weirdos.
robertolopez144 about 16 years ago
why don’t go to another comic strip and whine and complain there, OH that’s WHY!?¡! Cause’ Jim Davis IS aknowleged AS One of the World’s best comic strip writer’s,maybe, and this, just, maybe, THE BEST. So go find some complainers that will feel for sorry for you and your plite some where else. This site isn’t labeled FOR WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . One things bad enough, you’ve been whining since the first day, too,along with everybody else!¡
garfield904 about 16 years ago
i totally agree with Macushlalondra. i totally tought the same thing. i hope next week is about Liz or something. or just sunday?? i’ll be on garfield.com to see what the sunday comic is about.
robertolopez144 about 16 years ago
Gweedomurray is a whiner by your own admission, or you just can’t read and/or both, i’ll take both.
coolpersonwithsunglasses about 13 years ago
by the way, doesn’t he already have a girlfriend, or is that later?
codycab over 5 years ago
Boy can you pick em, Jon.
GarfieldMN almost 5 years ago
Now remember Kimmy? The one raised by wolves?
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
I kinda see where this is going