Overboard by Chip Dunham for August 06, 2009
Transcript:
Rabbit: Hey, guys... These ones on the table? They make pretty good croquet balls. Charley: All my tomatoes are gone. Captain: How about the hard little tasteless grocery store ones you put out hoping the rabbits would take them? Charley: They're still here.
Allan CB Premium Member over 15 years ago
Morning Crew!!!
The wascally wabbits are smarter then they appear.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
good (late) night crew. i see the rabbits have used the usual rabbit judgement. (always take fresh over store bought)
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
Good nii–/yawn/–ight, crew.
SGIBeachbum over 15 years ago
Good Morning CREW!
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Morning Crew!
I’m reminded of Ensign Pulver throwing the Captain’s tree overboard on Mr. Roberts.
gobblingup Premium Member over 15 years ago
This one hits too close to home. I have lost at least a dozen tomatoes to those critters this season. I used to think they were soo cute… but now I’m the crazy person chasing them across the yard.
Good morning, Crew!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Love this one!!
Only my battle is with tomato horn worms!
lightenup get a dog, the rabbits will leave.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
lightenup I have to agree, my dogs keep the critters in the neighbors yards.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Morning Crew.
Thought I’d check in and see how goes it here. Kind of quiet.
pearlandpeach over 15 years ago
be glad you don’t have deer…everything is on their menu
Michael Bowser Premium Member over 15 years ago
NO! NO! It’s” Them there these one’s” just like our local news casters say. And forget the dog thing. My Lab helps the rabbits carry every thing to the fence. Then comes back and eats the left overs.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
baiting them with store-bought junk just isn’t cricket…..it does, however, appear to be croquet…..
Badeyes over 15 years ago
My dog doesn’t chase anything off. The chipmunks hang out about 3ft from her occupied doghouse, and she just lays there watching. When she barks at the deer they just look at her.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 15 years ago
That’s supposed to be a rabbit?!? I thought that was another sea monster.
carmy over 15 years ago
You think the rabbit is huge? Take a look at his bunny tail.
Morning Crew!
yyyguy over 15 years ago
good point, carmy. it looks like a victorian era bustle!
good morning, crew.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Joy you’re a HOOT and right on, girl!!!
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
When I was a kid, our dog Maggie would pull all the green tomatoes off the vines herself. She’d play with them like they were tennis balls.
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
Stupid squirrels ate our tomatoes. Couldn’t take time out to shoot them………..
weasersmom over 15 years ago
Badeyes you’re SO right! My labs have accumulated buddies - squirrels, gophers, 2 ducks and a rat.
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Well fed rabbits make delicious fare.
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
EMET, since you are soooooo perfect try spelling POOR right!
Allan CB Premium Member over 15 years ago
Here’s a sad story … my sister and I, found a hare in our backyard, with a broken leg. Mom told us we could keep it as a pet. We healed it, fed it, brushed and pet it. One day, we came home and (having grown bored of the hare, forgot abt it) I was 8, she was 11 at the time … we sat down for chicken dinner. It was VERY GOOD. A couple hours after dinner, sister went to feed the rabbit … she walked to the empty cage and screamed “WHERE’S BUGGSY?!?” Mom and step-dad shared ‘a look’, then said “that chicken we had for dinner? Wasn’t chicken.”
Sister ran to the washroom, while I sat back and went “hmmm! Delish!” Apparently, Buggsy had passed away from natural causes earlier in the day, so mom took him a couple doors down to be butchered up.
patricew52 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Allan, that story is too sad! Made me cry….
Good evening everyone.
caddy.1957 over 15 years ago
Hard to get the rabbits if you live in city limits like I do besides rabbits are good at math…..muliplication anyway
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
“These ones” is perfectly acceptable in vocal communication.
Assuming I ever actually get my garden revved up, my plan is to acquire a cat, employ a sandbox, and distribute the cat product around the garden, on the hypothesis (heh; almost made a little booboo there) that this will deter mooching critters. Does anyone have any experience along these lines?
Allan: Man, that is sick.
JP Steve Premium Member over 15 years ago
Eating animals that died of “unknown causes” can certainly make your life more interesting. Shorter, but more interesting!