Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 17, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Look, your method of choosing "Chosen Ones" is pretty shaky, guys. Lion: But you must be the Chosen One! You must father the One True King! Poncho: Well, that's impossible right there. See, I'm neutered. Lion: "Neutarred?" What is "Neutarred?" Poncho: It's what responsible pet owners do back in my dimension. It's when you take an animal to the... Lion: I cast thee out!!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I’d have waited to see whom the other was going to be.
Radelape over 15 years ago
Neutering is hard for even a lion to hear..
jeetukuriakose over 15 years ago
ITS when u take an animal to the pst… pst… pst… pst…. pssssttttttttttt.
alondra over 15 years ago
It’s when you take an animal to the vet and snip! Poor Poncho, now he can’t be king.
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
Oh Yeah! Well ya wouldn’t say that if Plankie were there, ya big overgrown cat! Alas dear Poncho, alas!
carmy over 15 years ago
Poncho, he’s not lion, you better get out there PDQ.
BigAlthegal over 15 years ago
Lol! You crack me up.
BigAlthegal over 15 years ago
Lol! You crack me up.
mmx over 15 years ago
lolz
Wolfdreamer250 over 15 years ago
Well thats number one reason why they can’t father the one true king. The second, Poncho and pupu are both males. So they couldn’t have a puppy even if poncho wasn’t neutered.
Virtualjump over 15 years ago
Aslan looks disturbed in the 3rd panel
farren over 15 years ago
Not disturbed, offended. Isn’t Catholic doctrine such that if you’re neutered, you’re in a state of mortal sin?