Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 17, 2009
Transcript:
Squirrel: I'm a messenger from the squirrels! I've come to berate you and offer you a chance to surrender, and if you don't agree, I'm going to start yelling things like "blasphemy" and start insulting everything about you and your-- Whoa, whoa, wait a sec, sorta stupid of me to stand right next to this gaping pit while I'm spouting off like that.
keeleyg over 15 years ago
Looks like some kind of set-up boys. Don’t trust that squirrel or one or all of you will be in the gaping pit . Then we will have a hostage situation!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Things are looking a bit squirrelly.
carmy over 15 years ago
They’re definitely nutty too.
kreole over 15 years ago
That pit was never there in all the Pooch Cafe scenes before nor was it there when the Squirrel’s Cafe Shack, or whatever it is, all of a sudden appeared. I love the philosophical content of Pooch Cafe, but I’m being turned off by something stupid. Even Calvin could be explained…
barbhinkins over 15 years ago
kreole - maybe that’s the point, maybe the squirrels “arranged” for the hole to be there ….. or maybe we’re thinking too hard
jessispink over 15 years ago
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAA! yes? anyone?
kreole over 15 years ago
barbhinikins—-OK I’ll try to think less hard. Hmmm…
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
Ha ha, jessispink! Didn’t care for the movie, but I liked the graphic novel.
McGehee over 15 years ago
I still haven’t seen the movie (or read the comic), but I got the reference right away because of trailers for that spoof movie.
alondra over 15 years ago
It would be a good idea to look in all directions before spouting off.
one8romeo over 15 years ago
“blasphemy??”
SABATINO over 15 years ago
I Guess the Squirrel Didn’t See the Movie “300”
SABATINO over 15 years ago
HEY THAT KEELEY G LOOKS JUST LIKE SABATINO’S DOG.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
What’s up Paul? Where was that pit in the previous strips?
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
A Pit? A pit!! To where I ask, to some Middle Earthian glory, to Narnia or the other side of the Moon? No, not so simple as that; tis a worm hole no doubt, and Pvt. Pooch would do well to run away lest he be sucked there in, and thence to some horrible soul’s damnation.
These are not squirrels dear friends, no mere earth creatures they.
Beware Pvt. Poncho, Beware !
pierreandnicole over 15 years ago
The Pit is going to draw all the poochies closer…then what will the squirrels do??? Beware poochies….stay away from the PIT.
ForeverAllstar over 15 years ago
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! I blow my nose at you silly eenglish knigits!!!!
vawser over 15 years ago
“Blasphemy” refers to the tactics of Al Qaeda - they offer peace, but only if you submit to their terms. If you disagree, this is one word they use to justify attacking. So, I wonder what Al Squirrela has in mind - complete control of Pooch Cafe?
theR0nin over 15 years ago
Wow.. I’m hearing a lotta “whoosh” in here! This is simply a reference to “300”, you guys are over-thinking it. Even AFTER someone else pointed out the reference!
JP Steve Premium Member over 15 years ago
You haven’t heard of portable holes before? ACME makes them.
CougarAllen over 15 years ago
Madness? This is POOCH CAFEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wolfdreamer250 over 15 years ago
I got the 300 reference right away. However another movie reference come to mind. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. With Veruca and her father tossed into a pit by a bunch of squirrel
Remember - “Don’t touch their nuts.”
hoodooyoodoo over 15 years ago
I bet he could use plankie to get across the gaping pit
markwalton over 15 years ago
Dude, I LOVE how things like the pit appear just in time to poke fun at “300” (one of my favorite pasttimes), like the porche that appears, out of nowhere, in the previous storyline. It’s daring genius, man!
josephz2va almost 8 years ago
kick it off