Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 10, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: To rebel against being treated like an effete lapdog, Poo Poo covers himself in tar and calls himself "Tar-Gor." Boomer: This self-tarring combined with a dissociative identity is an impulse control disorder possibly caused by borderline personality disorder. Poncho: How did you make that evaluation? Boomer: With my new iPhone. Poncho: There's an app for that? Boomer: Yeah! And look, now it's a level!
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
And all without thumbs!
senyahc almost 15 years ago
I am surprised he has a signal.
I wonder if Poncho realizes that he isn’t the only one with an emotional and mental crisis.
alondra almost 15 years ago
Will someone get a hose already?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Does Poo Poo realize the possible side effects of all this tar? Sticky feeling may be frequent. Punishment and lack of dof food may result from walking through the house in this condition. Though rare, should this feeling last longer than four days, see your psychologist immediately! As always ask your doctor if this app is right for you.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I suffer from Bordercollie Personality Disorder: Highly intelligent, strong work ethic, but a real ‘control freak’…
DuckDodgersGL almost 15 years ago
im thinking poopoo just got stuck to the floor
jggimi almost 15 years ago
Best…iPhone joke …. ever!
sthakrar almost 15 years ago
“There’s an app for that?” - Best saying ever