Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 10, 2009

Transcript:

Poncho: To rebel against being treated like an effete lapdog, Poo Poo covers himself in tar and calls himself "Tar-Gor." Boomer: This self-tarring combined with a dissociative identity is an impulse control disorder possibly caused by borderline personality disorder. Poncho: How did you make that evaluation? Boomer: With my new iPhone. Poncho: There's an app for that? Boomer: Yeah! And look, now it's a level!