Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 01, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Trick or treat! Man: Forget it, you're no kid. You're that moochie dog who lives across the street! Poncho: No, Mr. Plimpton, it's me, Billy, from down the road! Man: I'm not falling for that again. You're just wearing a "Billy" mask. Poncho: That's not true, I swear! Man: Oh, yeah? Let's just see! Poncho: Ow! You're hurting... ow! AHH! You just pulled off my skin!! Man: Oh, geez! Oh, sweet geez! I'm sorry! I -- Boy: Ha ha, just kidding, Mr. Plimpton. It's still me, Billy, I was just wearing a gory mask. Man: Oh. Oh, thank heaven... here, here, take a few extra handfulls... Poncho: Sigh... it gets harder every year. Hudson: Our special effects budget is killing our profit margin on this free candy!
WoodEye about 15 years ago
Why don’t they channel the FX budget into candy purchases? Oh yeah… that wouldn’t be funny at all. Never mind.
carmy about 15 years ago
Poncho sure scared the candy out of Mr. Plimpton.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Okay guys have all the candy that you want, but give me the chocolate because it isn’t good for dogs. And…chocolate is my idea of heaven on earth.
NoFearPup about 15 years ago
Thanks, Paul! I soiled myself…
alondra about 15 years ago
What Poncho won’t do to torture people.
Dogsfriend about 15 years ago
Poncho needed to hide this tail, in the first photo you can see it.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I saw the tail also. Great strip Paul!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
ROFLMAO!!
Destiny23 about 15 years ago
Too bad this doesn’t have the title panel printed in the newspaper, in which we learn that dogs have bones in their ears!
doowahdiddy about 15 years ago
That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages! I guess you could only get away with a skin-ripped-off joke around Halloween, but it was so tasteless I laughed out loud. Then the punch line was just as good.
DarkLink about 11 years ago
awwww