Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2011
January 03, 2011
January 05, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, Goat... Wanna get a beer with me? Goat: Can't. I'm spending the afternoon writing down ways I can improve myself over the coming year. It's a very a constructive exercise. Rat: Hey, good idea... I should do that too. "None. Perfection achieved." Goat: My. That was constructive. Rat: Ooh... Snarky envy... You should strive to avoid that.
Goat the goat about 4 years ago
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