I know how to swat flies on my screen and wash my keyboard with coffee. Computers for Dummies makes a great coaster and anything else goes wrong I kick the wires under my desk. “Hey Joe, get a bigger hammer!”
Cruft also refers to invisible and indelible corruption of a computer over time… there comes a point when no matter how many times you re-format your disks or update your firmware, your computer will just not perform well any longer.
pcolli over 13 years ago
As far as I’m concerned Cruft’s is a dog show. Doesn’t Her Majesty have a government to talk rubbish for her?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I know how to swat flies on my screen and wash my keyboard with coffee. Computers for Dummies makes a great coaster and anything else goes wrong I kick the wires under my desk. “Hey Joe, get a bigger hammer!”
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Bring in the Foo Fighters!
Droptma Styx over 13 years ago
You have to be quite the comic strip geek to catch all the references there.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
Cruft also refers to invisible and indelible corruption of a computer over time… there comes a point when no matter how many times you re-format your disks or update your firmware, your computer will just not perform well any longer.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
Love the Smokey Stover shout-outs.
prrdh over 13 years ago
“Cruft also refers to invisible and indelible corruption of a computer over time… "AKA bit rot.
pauljmsn over 13 years ago
Scram gravy ain’t wavy!
…. And to go off someplace else:
Nov shmoz ka pop?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Stray ’trons. Sometimes a program gets corrupted & needs to be reloaded from scratch. Not exactly crust, not exactly fluff, cruft works.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
“We go Pogo!”