FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 08, 2011

Isn’t that the major battle in the war between the sexes, too much fraternization?

Time to “cowboy up”, guys. In a few years, you will think they are really hot. ;-)

Definitely, pre-hormonal !

They’ll figure it out once the hormones kick in. With these two, it may take a little longer. Until that time happens, the sugar rush from bug juice will have to do.

This is that stage where they can’t just be friends – too old for that. But too young to really appreciate them. They’ll get over it — in about 4 years.

Marcus in panel 2 … looking nearly catatonic. James (above) is right though. That’s when the trouble really begins.

The mere fact that the girls like the boys enough to put up with them says a lot! Fetch the bug juice!

That’s why some girls become tomboys – if you can’t beat ‘em join ’em. Don’t forget to switch back when the time is right.

At least they didn’t end up in a $5K a night suite in Vegas with a baby, Mike Tyson, and his tiger.

Jason & Marcus could always build a club house and in honor of another anti-girl club call it G.R.O.S.S. Then they could stockpile water ballons and such to keep the girls away.LOL

I will pay them to grow up and realize that girls aren’t toxic…It’s funny but kind of old