The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 04, 2009

She steals seashells down by the seashore.

Suddenly, Sally’s sea shell sales seems sickeningly seedy.

Claims of Connie Clancy cleverly copping conches caused quite a commotion. Conch cults came to the coast and collectively clamored, causing chaotic craziness and considerable consternation in the commonwealth. . Conveniently, Connie’s cohort in crime, Carl Corker, clandestinely carried off countless crates of clams, conches, crawfish, and crayfish out of the country to Canada, conning the cretinous cops.

Concerned crowds of crustacean champions came quietly, and caught Carl Corker collecting his crustraceaous cache. The congregates collared him, called the cops, and then kicked the crappie out of Carl. Carl was committed to corrections and confined in a cage, coincidentally, closely comparable to the crate the conches were kept in.

Connie, conversely, was cleared in the conch case. Connie convinced the court she was crazy. Calling her a “kooky conch kleptomanic”, uncapable of controlling her compulsions, Counsellor Corky Cocker, gave Connie clemency.

Thus, concludes the capricious chronicles of Connie Clancy and Carl Corker and their un’conch’scionable conduct.

Suspiciously sea shells Sally secured seemed stolen. Sally’s sea shell sales spontaneously seemed scandalous. Secretly, someone’s sea shells Sally stole. Singlehanded Sally stole significant sea shells, sabotaging sea shell sellers surrounding Sally’s sound.

She should stick to slitting sheets.

Nice Eardroppings!

claps

sound suspicions, hah

yes , a round of applause for the ear!

this used to be such a simple tongue twister.

Crunkbot, The complete Conch case has come to a close.

(note: it all started with the sea and ended with the “C”)

Was the woodchuck involved?

very nice eardroppings! :-D

This episode of the argyle sweater brought to you by the letter S

crazy…