Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Hobble, Grandpa, hobble as fast as you can!

     •  Reply
  2. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    Re: 1784-Present. Now they have Casinos and will retake it all back. Thatā€™s why Grandpa is running off to warn you.

     •  Reply
  3. D and d bed 03sc
    Ray_C  almost 14 years ago

    He just discovered that his day care center got a waiver.

     •  Reply
  4. What has been seen t1
    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Ha Ha Flying Monkey, they always return. Iā€™ll get him and his shiny spectacles too. Ha ha ha

     •  Reply
  5. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    my guess is that 80% of the folks here have never heard of ā€˜the Bob Cummings show or Shultzyā€¦ā€¦had not thought of her for yearsā€¦..I wonder if she would be as funny now as thenā€¦ā€¦..but she might be ; I STILL laugh out loud at old reruns of the Jack Benny show and Phil Silversā€™ ā€œYouā€™ll never get richā€

     •  Reply
  6. Td  2
    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Zayde is not escaping. Heā€™s just leaving early to get a good seat for The Rapture.

     •  Reply
  7. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    @Rotifer: Glad you recognized that Grandpa is a Hasid!

     •  Reply
  8. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    I guess the rapture has already happened several times, and I keep getting left behind. So this is what Hell is likeā€¦

     •  Reply
  9. Vlad2
    Oxnate  almost 14 years ago

    RE: Tattoos. Pretty soon weā€™re going to have a lot more women in the GC Retirement Home who look like that.

    Is that what he is running away from?

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    deemsu  almost 14 years ago

    Thank you for allowing me to escapeā€¦ Oh, you know who you are.

     •  Reply
  11. Casa
    booktrout  almost 14 years ago

    While youā€™re away from the Center, be sure to have a hearty plate of peeps and peppersā€¦..

     •  Reply
  12. Me 3 23 2020
    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    You bet your sweet bippy, baslim.

     •  Reply
  13. Colt2
    coltish1  almost 14 years ago

    Who would want to escape? I think Teresa is the ombuds-woman.

     •  Reply
  14. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Yes, those are St. Agathaā€™s breasts on the platter.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    androgenoide  almost 14 years ago

    Not many Zoroastrians left these daysā€¦ when I was young and foolish and living far away I had a girlfriend whose father was a Parsi but, being a bad influence, I was never invited to meet him. I understand they have a temple down in the south bay but Iā€™ve just been too lazy (or incurious) to go looking for it.

     •  Reply
  16. D and d bed 03sc
    Ray_C  almost 14 years ago

    From the Blog: I believe that is Rotifer himself looking out the window. It sure looks like him, anyway. Itā€™s just a handsome family, all the way ā€™round.

     •  Reply
  17. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    St Agatha http://www.stagatha.webhero.com/st_agatha_patron_saint.html

     •  Reply
  18. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    @Nighthawks, Just last week I was thinking of her, donā€™t know why but I was.

     •  Reply
  19. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    QQ what is making grandmother Thalwegā€™s dress so puffy?Whatever it is it seems to be blowing her hair out of place.

     •  Reply
  20. Missing large
    JackParsons  almost 14 years ago

    And when Freddy Mercury died, there was one less Parsi.Mamie Van Doren starred in Girls Town, of which there is a fine fine MST3K.

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    JackParsons  almost 14 years ago

    The Rapture already happened. Revelations was a journal.We were Left Behind.

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    JackParsons  almost 14 years ago

    Why, those are breasts, dear.Brings new resonance to the phrase ā€œtits on a platterā€.

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    JackParsons  almost 14 years ago

    Curse you for reminding me: still havenā€™t been to Hearst Castle.About foreign movie titles: in France and Germany the TV show ā€œThe Avengersā€ was called ā€œslice of melon and lemon bootsā€.

     •  Reply
  24. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    from ā€œWhatā€™s Opera, Doc?ā€Elmer Fudd: Weturn, my wove / A wonging burns deep inside me. Bugs: Return, my love / I want you always beside me. Elmer Fudd: Wove wike ours must beā€¦ Bugs: Made for you and for me. Bugs, Elmer Fudd: Return / Wonā€™t you return my love / For my love is yours.

     •  Reply
  25. Td  2
    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    TeresaĀ I found an old newspaper article in the Thalweg family Bible about the very same picture you posted on Frog Blog yesterday. WHAT a coincidence!Ā Best,Ā RotiferĀ  (Thalweg Family Reunion Report)Ā @Ray C and @grapfhics ā€“ I wasnā€™t in the picture, but I do remember Ganny Boom Boom (I always think of her whenever I smell sulphur)

     •  Reply
  26. Krazykatbw2
    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    Well, R A* T, that explains a lot.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Frog Applause