Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 13, 2009

Ha, Ray, she’s on to you!

But if that’s Ray, who’s he talking to?

And why isn’t there anvil-based revenge for their dirty minds?

My minds dirtier than your mind, my minds dirtier than yours.

Okay, so you’re on to us, Teresa! But that still doesn’t let you off the hook!

“Dirty minds?”

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I ain’t buyin’ that whole plausible deniability thang.

Always knew Teresa had a fine touché…

…can my clammy tattooed digits come along?

Dirty minds?! With what exactly am I supposed to be “filling in the gaps?”

Two guys filling in gaps in the dark, touche’ing. That’s where the dirty mind is pointing. Or am I reading too much into it?

MzD… when dancing on the edge… is a pole involved ?

They’d like to think they’re filling in the gaps themselves. It’s obviously a mind control conspiracy perpetrated by aliens and Teresa is their contact on this unremarkable rock in an unimportant solar system in a middling galaxy. … or not.

If you think sex is dirty, you’re doing it properly.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

OMG, it’s ME! Except I have 21 inch biceps. Approximately.

Gas? Everybody knows girls don’t fart.

My mind isn’t dirty it just needs a little dusting off.

That’s implausible. Ya gotta know where the edges are or you can’t dance on them.

Yes, at the very least Ray’s biceps are 21 inches around.

HaHa - frogapplausible deniability!

Ladies don’t break wind. They demurely allow pressure equilibration.

ottod, thank you for setting the record straight about ladies and flatulence.

I’m a lewd bunny and I’m always filling in the gaps.

How to have a good imitation of a comic strip character:

Stick to the same comments section of the comic strip as the character you’re portraying. Commenting on other comic strips as the character you’re imitating is a rookie mistake.

Always have a second account ready when you, not the character you’re imitating, wants to speak about something.

At least be believable in your portrayal of the character you’re imitating. Piss-poor imitations are just sad.

Make sure the character you’re imitating is in a comic strip that stands a chance of being syndicated.

Follow these steps and you can maintain an account based on a fictional character that will bring about laughs, kudos, and even stimulating conversation.

Don’t be like Fake Smokey over here trying to become Stalker #5834 on Frog Applause! Put some effort into your work!

Love this one!