Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2009

Where the turkeys go to celebrate.

Turkey marinated in hops and barley soup?

Last call for the turkey!

Ol’ Tom better get out of there, chop chop, before somebody axes him what he’s doing later.

Ow! What! What’d I say??

I would call this a turkey on rye except those are beer glasses.

“Okay, give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.” – Captain Oveur

Pickled turkey.

That’s a fowl gag!

The pun’s are in abundance today… HAPPY THANKSGIVING to my American family and friends! :)

I think he’s about to have some Wild Turkey , next .

Happy Thanksgiving !

I think birdbrain is safe for now. He’s so big, it’d take too long to cook him in time for today’s dinner! Of course, there’s another one in less than a month…

That bar is an amazing drawing (I’ve always appreciated Wiley’s angles). The wainscoting, the half curtain, the taps and refrigerators behind the bar. That world extends beyond the panel (Nancy cartoons always had that semi-spooky quality of extending over the horizon). Excellent panel.

This is a bar of old, where good times were had and words of cheer expressed…….ah, the days. (sigh)

Looking at the empty glasses, I’d say somebody already took a couple of shots at the turkey…

Either that or he’s mourning his family & friends.

Perhaps that’s a “Wild Turkey”.

A turkey sandwich walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

Empty glasses… Looks like boilermakers. Tom there might just be ready to take on the lawyers.

I think he’s about to have some Wild Turkey , next

I had to stop drinkng that particular brand. It became a case of “you are what you drink.”

A turkey sandwich walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

Swiped! and going viral with that one.

However, farmermatt, the ‘guy walks into a bar’ joke being a Classical Art Form, like the B-Movie, there is a formula One Must Follow, thusly:

So this turkey sandwich walks into a bar, sits down, says Bartender, I’ll have an ‘Out Of Body Experience’ with a twist. Guy behind the bar says, Sorry, we don’t serve food here. Anyway, ‘bartender’? I’m a frayed knot, friend.

Gweedo Murray said, about 17 hours ago

“I would call this a turkey on rye except those are beer glasses.”

Clever!

Looks like two turkeys at the bar, there