Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 24, 2009

Nothing like a bunch of dead raiders… Joke’s on you, Dirk.

Well duh, Dirk. What were you thinking, anyway??

if you drill air holes they will explode in the vacuum of space.

Are these the Oakland Raiders????

Air holes? is that important?

Always fun watching Dirk and Brewster trying to out-moron each other.

It doesn’t matter. If you try it again it will still be a surprise for Brewster.

you soldiers are dead because you went to war with what you had …….not with what you want

If Brewster would have done it, he would have poked holes in it with the soldiers in side it. So pretty much the same out come.

Who *is* the bigger moron, anyway? And what is the source of Dirk’s stupidity? Alien mind-wipes also?

DirksApprentice said, If Brewster would have done it, he would have poked holes in it with the soldiers in side it. So pretty much the same out come.

No, he would have never came up- with the horse idea.

Yukoneric, where did that comment come from?

Why did I suddenly think “tribbles”?

oh good, spleen donors for winky

I love the pause, and then one last body drops.

One Tin Soldier marched away.

To James7344:

I know! I did too! …I wonder if that was a purposefully-done similar scene set up.

Tribbles would never have worked. The R.U. Sirius doesn’t carry quadrotriticale. It doesn’t even carry corn, although, ironically enough, it produces corn in plenty.

Picture the original Trojan Horse and someone deciding to let it be the bonfire centerpiece.

“What’s that smell? Where are those screams coming from?”

Dirk needs to stop trying to top Brewster, he is so far down it does nothing