Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 09, 2009

But what if they’re anthropophagous squirrels?

Based on their congregating after Gaylord’s outburst, I don’t think that’s the case Sisyphos. However, they may not be too bright as they may have heard that Broomie is composed of nuts.

Sorry to be pedantic ;) but doesn’t that mean a human eating human flesh? Not quite sure what the term should be for witch-flesh eating squirrels, also I’m not even sure if Broomie can be considered fully human lol

Possibly: Sciurus Veneficaphagus

Oh and sorry you kiddies out there for the rather gory nature of the post, there aren’t really any man-eating squirrels….

“Don’t you remember what they taught us in sex ed? Girls don’t have nuts!” (South Park)

i have been told that for me to eat turkey is cannalibism.

I’ve been told that to eat nuts is cannibalistic.

Homeland Security! The trees have ears.

AND Eyes!!!

have nuts/am nuts

Why didn’t this update?

And nuts!