Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 18, 2009

Well, Broomie’s got her Zap back, and pizza, too! What could be better?

Pizza always works for me!

No anchovies for me please.

Heck, I’ll take the anchovies!!! And double smoked oysters!

One large pizza, please, with mushrooms, extra cheese, and Prozac.

Broccoli, spinach and a cuppa (Earl Grey)!

Pizza! Yum!

Yeah, that would calm *me* right on down!

hummmm maybe i should go to the pizza buffet tonight, all the pizza, salad and soda that you can want for about $8.00

shrooms n’ effexor topping … Broomy’s fav

It goes perfectly with a rassclad blunt stick.

Isn’t all food habit forming? I can’t go a day without it. Take two pizzas and call me in the morning.

Works for me……

Which pizza buffet is that, bald? It looks like it could do for two (albeit they would need to sacrifice pop and drink water-only) at CiCi’s.

prasrinivara:

it’s called tony pepperoni’s in kenmore n.y. not bad for a buffet place

Personally, the name alone puts me off bald (pepperoni is invariably pork-product, which few Indians–those from Northeast or Kerala–can stomach)–so I think I’ll stick with CiCi’s and Joe’s Italian Grille.

can i have a slice…

Pepperoni isn’t INVARIABLY pork; you can get all-beef pepperoni, and some pizzerias use that as their default.

I used to date a woman from Turkey, and while she didn’t observe Muslim dietary restrictions, as a rule she didn’t eat pork, with the explanation that she just didn’t like it (the exception was chorizo sausage). Anyway, we once went to a pizza place and she asked whether the pepperoni was pork or beef. When she found out it was beef, she ordered it.

I’ve always wondered, though, if you gave her pork pepperoni and TOLD her it was beef, whether she would have been able to tell the difference.

I just hope she doesn’t start using harder stuff, like chocolate.