Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 24, 2009

Truer words were never spoken, Broomie.

The Drastic Plastic?!

Broom Hilda lacks self-restraint, and she knows it! The credit-card company knows it and loves it!

What are its competitors? Let’s see…American Regress, MonsterCard (I’m surprised Broomie didn’t get that one), Lollapalooza…;)

(Gotta love “Drastic Plastic”, tbree.)

Let’s see: Bronze Silver Gold Platinum Uranium?

So much for financial peace.

And after uranium comes toxic meltdown.

The Disaster Card is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Bush/Obama Company Ltd.

Broomie, you’d better settle down in a small town. How about Las Vegas?

Someone should do a little plastic surgury on her and cut that card up.

Ah, The American dream; consume more than you need or can use. Right Yukee.

Sounds like the Democrats in Washington. And, of course, the Bushies before them.

Lucky me: I never had a credit card, check card, or debit card, I don’t even do checkbooks.

ejcapulet - you must have crappy credit!

Nobody But if he doesn’t have a bank account, the he-lots won’t get him.

i have one credit card and haven’t used it in 2 years, (one nice thing there is NO annual fee for just having it)

Groceries: a necessity. Gasoline: a must-have. A $40,000 home entertainment system that glows in the dark and sometimes actually works: pointless.

There are some things you need to buy. For everything else, there’s DisasterCard.