Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 15, 2009

That could be arranged, Broomie….

Then you would be a horny witch.

Just stop in a costume shop, Broomie, and there you are: instant Viking!

I’m sure Bill or Hagar would be happy to give you the name of a reliable hatter.

You want to play football in Minnesota??

doesn’t everyone?

I had one but the horns fell off.

Horny witch…..That’s funny.

Cute? The Vikings would be mortified.

Then you can sponsor a certain credit card company.

The Vikings didn’t really put horns on their helmets. I wonder where that mis-characterization originated?

ejcapulet But if Broomie went to Lucky Eddie, she might get one for nothing.

Maybe because the Vikings were (are you ready?) demonized by their victims? Just speculating.

Which reminds me: Broomie shouldn’t need any artificially added horns, it’s surprising she doesn’t have natural ones already!

you could go to one of those haloween stores , i think there is one up at the boulevard mall

If she wants a viking experience, I’m sure Gaylord would be willing to put her on a burning boat and push it out to sea.

Valhalla here we come! :-D

The horned helmets were worn by Gernanic tribes.

Why, thanks! There’s true beauty in simple trigonometric functions, isn’t there? (Sine of two-argument arctangent with exponential radial offset, to be precise.) I once created an animated version, but it made me insane. By the way, in the Twilight Zone, my avatar twists in the other direction. :)