Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 08, 2000

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Super-Fun-Pak Comix Scientific, But True Often referred to as nature's tiny titans, the ant is actually quite weak. It can barely lift a breadcrumb, and can be easily killed at the whim of a one-year-old. Comics That Follow The Formal Structure of a Joke, But Are So Wholly and Unambiguously Unfunny, The Defy Classification as "Humor" Talking-Up-His-Secret-Identity Man Man: That Barry Benson is a great guy, isn't he? Woman: Sure. Say, why are you always talking up Barry Benson? And how come I never see you two together? Man: I'm just saying... He's great. WWJD? (What Would Jeff [Bridges] Do?) Guy: What would Jeff Bridges do? Well, he might! Comic Playhouse Bringing the classics of American Theater to the comics page since June, 2000 True West Bro 1: We're very different brothers. Bro 2: Yet aren't we really the same? Bro 1: No, I like toast... And you're toasted! Please Applaud. Love Means... Love Means... That, at certain times, another person's bodily fluids don't gross you out. Love Means... That you care enough to hurt and be hurt. Love Means... You always have someone to blame when you fail. Love Means... The world won't mistake you for a lonely loser.