Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 25, 2003

Transcript:

Superman is patrolling the city, whe hears a highpitched plea! OoP: Help! Superman! Superman: That cry came from this building... Who's there? Cartoonist: Ha-ha! Welcome to my domain, Superman! My public domain! Where I am your! Master! That's because when congress's endless extensions of copyright terms are declared unconstitutional, you'll all be my -- or anyone's -- helpless playthings! Superman: Copyright... Fading! Can't... resist unauthorized... use! Bugs: If he can capture Superman, who can save us?! Cartoonist: And now I'll force you all to perform "Gone With The Wind"! Superman: Oh... Ashley... Cartoonist: Oh no! Judge Scalia!! Judge Scalia, Crusading Supreme Court Justice, who fights a never-ending battle to protect the powerful and wealthy Scalia: Go! Run back to your corporations! Cartoonist: B-But you must agree that the constitution plainly limits congress's power... Urk. Scalia: Frankly, punk, I don't give a damn! The End