Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 06, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited to Ruben Bolling Endearingly Idiotic Woodland Creatures Animal: I should think the clouds above are cotton candy! Animal: Would that I shall have a bite. Animal: Now that they are below me. Raccoon: I think your rump must be a candied apple. Itchy Ichabod Ichabod: Do you serve crabs? Waiter: Have a seat, sir. We'll serve ANYONE! Voices: Yay! Yipee! Soup's on! Science Facts For The Immature Today: The Blue-Footed Booby Bird These spectacular boobies are huge, and surprisingly buoyant. Blog-O-Comic Today in Marmaduke, he stole a string of hot dogs. Hilarious. And I read Hagar, too. Not a very good one. Please donate generously so that I can continue Blog-O-Comicing! PayPal Visa Mastercard The Adventures of Rob Lowe and His Dog Thor 1986 Rob: Hey, Thor! Anyone call while I was out? Thor: Your agent! Thor: Broderick got the part in "Glory." Rob: Damn! Perpetuating the Military-Industrial Complex Girl: I'm bored! Boy: Me too! Television: HEY, KIDS! WATCH TV! Girl: Wow! Television: CRAVE consumption! NEED corporate products! Boy: YES! Television: And HERE -- lots of toy soldiers! Boy: Gosh! Television: Did you know that risking your life protecting corporate interests overseas is glamorous and fun? Boy: I do NOW!