Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 22, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presidential Action Comics REVISIONIST March 2003 Still only $87 Billion Be prepared for a long, hard fight! UN! Baghdad, Sept. 11, 2001 Saddam: Ah my plan Although there is no evidence I'm involved in this, I am an urgent, though not imminent, threat to the U.S. Baghdad Times George W. Bush: My fellow Americans. Here's the plan: We occupy Iraq so that terrorists are diverted there to attack our troups! Crowd: Yes! To War! Saddam: I think I'll stand here and imagine a nuclear weapons program, which I might start! George W. Bush: We'll need you soon, U.N.! Oh, there's something on your chin. There. I got it. POW Man: Most Iraqis are cheering us all liberators! Man #2: We'll be out of here in a few short years or decades. This specific ship's Mission has been Accomplished George W. Bush: My thanks to the sailors who hoisted this sign up, but remember, it will be a long, hard fight! To be continued...