Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 15, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Brain In A Beaker In "Life of the Party" Man: Great party , Sklivas! Sklivas: Yeah. Sklivas: Oh, that's not the bathroom! Man: Whoa, what is this in here? Sklivas: Oh, it's a brain in a beaker. Man: What? Sklivas: It's a disembodied brain, stimulated by a computer to believe it's a functioning person in a virtual reality. Man: Totally wild! Sklivas: Hey, watch the rug, dude. It's new. Man: Check this out! Sklivas has got a brain in a beaker! Woman: Cool! Woman: Hey, didn't you tell Bridget you wouldn't drink tonight? Man: Yeah, I'm driving her to Waterville after the party... Man: But she isn't coming til after 10... Bridget: Are you drinking BEER?! Man: Bridget! Hi! No, I just finished an apple juice! Bridget: You jerk! Let me smell that cup! Man: No! Bridget: Oh! My CRANBERRY juice! Woman: Oh, my God! Quick! Something to pour on the stain! And so Man: First you suddenly act drunk...and now a headache?! Man #2: ...feels like my head's been dehydrated!