Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 08, 2004

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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Pirate Clown from Mars Pirate: Hey, watch the balloon, ye scurvy Earthling! Boo! Guy: Boo? Pirate: Aye, I'm also a ghost! Chaos Butterfly: Brazil. 18 days later, Chicago. OoP: oops Dude: #&@%* Chaos Butterfly! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler from 1909 Percival: ...And, egad! What's this? A magical ball emitting light?! Man: Uh, Percival... You had the electric lightbulb in 1909! Percival: Ah, but I am an idiot! Terrorist-Busting Tips Q: Let's say that after you've been give a P.D.B. warning that Al Qauda is determined to strike within the U.S., you face a tough mid-iron shot on the golf course. A: Be sure that the toe of the club is pointing to the sky on the followthrough. Jerry Jerry: Nice day for a walk! Dog: Yep. One sec. Jerry: Oh, man! Dog: What! I'm a dog! Jerry: Yeah... But a talking dog! Dog: So I'm saying to you: Pick it up! Elevator Trip of the Damned Male: Hey, Kim, how are you? Kim: Busy, Busy. You? Male: Crazy. Kim: Yup. We're just swamped. Male: I hear ya. Kim: Are you still on eleven? Male: Yeah, sure. Still there. 140 years later -- Male: This elevator trip is never going to end, is it? Kim: No, we're definitely in hell.