Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 16, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents Another Thrilling Installment Of: Sam Roland The Detective Who Dies This Week: THE SECRET OF HILLBILLY ISLAND KLIK Roland was hired by Art Prescott, Esq, to investigate the disappearance of his partner Bill Sloan. Sam: Right. First I'll check out Sloan's apartment. Sam: The radio was left on... Hm...country music. BZZZT Sam: And what have we here? Radio: We interrupt this program... Sam: Some sort of dirt or soil... Radio: ...to any bomb shelter immediately... WHEEP! WHEEP! Sam: In fact, the exact kind of soil found only in Western Appalachia... Radio: ...have mercy on our souls... BOOM And so, the strange goings-on at Hillbilly Island will forever remain a secret, as ends another adventure of Sam Roland, the detective who dies!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Art Prescott hired Sam Roland to cover up the fact that it was HE who made his partner disappear and then framed the hillbillies.
meanwhile, the coverup is intensified with a bit of world war III thrown in for good measure…….
wasn’t this a murder she wrote or matlock episode?
alfracto over 14 years ago
Bye Bye love Bye Bye happiness Hello lonelyness I think we’re about to die-i.
Boom Boom we’re about to die-i.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Nice work Sam!
See you in the next………uhhh………nice work Sam!
number9dream over 14 years ago
Osama bin Forgotten must have excavated Saddam Hussein’s WMD’s buried in the Syrian desert.